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ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

ncthewizzard:

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

Hahaha

leagueoflegends:

MIT engineer Thoriumdioxide (Jamison Go, IRL) debuts Debonair Jayce with his transforming hammer at PAX 2014. Follow him @ www.thevariableconstant.blogspot.com

dyrus:

simplyhai:

LOL

who in the fucking world

leagueoflegends:

Game-winning team fight 

quirkytagalong:

doomstruck-dark:

dama3:

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

WHO KNEW SNAILS ARE FUCKING MONSTERS

WOW

HOLYS HIT WHAT

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

damonssalvatoree:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra